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Cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket, and proceed to stick your bare penis in the hole preferably bonered. When your date reaches in to grab popcorn, she will be delighted.
First, hand jobs date at least as far back in erotic imagery and discussion as B. Two: Likewise, popcorn has been around for thousands of years. But three: The first movie theater appears in L. The thing is, though, it was first sold in bags.
This tracks with most of the internet posts about dicks in popcorn boxes, which coincidentally, ask the same question we ask here: Has anyone ever actually done thisand if so, how did it go? In fact, there are multiple Reddit thre asking the same question, with the same mix Perverted nursery rhymes answers:.
When I put the question to people I know, it becomes clear that either literally no one has ever actually done this, or that no on-the-grid adult would cop to doing so, mostly because no one could figure out the logistics — and also because obviously it sounds as juvenile as faxing your ass to your coworker Hay buddy squeeze another department at your first real job.
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