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I have been accused of having a weird sense of humour.

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Sometimes it is weird in a good way, other times, well. Women sex orgy think I get much of my odd sense of humour from my father. He also, occasionally, got us in trouble with his sense of humour. When my older sister was in Spanking stories paddle Montgomery County, Maryland back in the old days so long ago that her birthday party was the first integrated birthday party anyone in Poolesville knew abouther class studied nursery rhymes.

Unfortunately, she had learned them from Dad first:.

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